Murder in a small rural town turns residents into private dicks ready to solve the case, including four old ladies that the townsfolk call their own FBI (Fickle Bitch Instigators). The rumor mill headquarters are the Snack and Eat Diner and the Piggly Wiggly, and the gossip coming out of both run faster than the Internet. Men folk are armed with rifles. Pickup trucks are out patrolling. Even Lil Joe, a teen boy with the brain of a six year old, is donning black clothing, has armed himself with a toy pistol and has declared himself a deputy from the town’s only police station. What everyone needs is a suspect, but so far Sheriff Earl Ricky ‘Jelly’ Lymon hasn’t given them one. But who needs a sheriff to solve a murder in a town with a population of one thousand, especially when everyone in it thinks they know everything about their neighbor?

Someone amongst them  is a killer and all eyes are on Dr. Tell, the owner of the hospital where the victim worked. It jess gotta be him, because rumahs about the unmarried doctor have circulated for yairs. From what everyone’s heard, Dr. Tell takes nurses inside his office two and three at a time and what he does to them behind closed doors would make even a prostitute blush. Only problem is his alibi seems tight, but this will only spare him a few more days. As long as the town’s FBI is collecting the latest gossip, everyone reckons that soon they can crack this case open wide.

Only one person isn’t looking for the killer and that’s the town’s outcast. No one likes Alison Saunders because she ain’t a God-fearing Baptist. She’s Catholic and it ain’t good to be diff’ernt around these parts. She’s a nurse at the hospital and someone inside it has her thinking she may be the killer’s next victim. After crashing her car, she relies on Dr. Tell to take her back and forth to work, only to discover the secrets about him he’s managed to keep out of the rumor mill. He also proves the old saying that in every rumor is a morsel of truth. It doesn't take long before he also has her blushing behind closed doors. With Dr. Tell treating her like her first real friend, she’s ready to stop living like a nun and become a big 'ol sinner. And Dr. Tell isn’t letting her down as he introduces this young Southern woman to a sexual lifestyle she never knew existed. It seems like both of them are falling in love, but after more women connected with the hospital are murdered, Sheriff Jelly can’t help wondering if Alison has turned herself into the perfect victim.

Filled with moments of knee-slapping laughter, this book will have you experiencing small town country living, bdsmerotica and a murder mystery you may be unable to put down or solve until the last page.